模仿胡锡进风格评论新闻
何を聞いても悪いことを伝えません。(適当な占いです)
A tongue twister creation challenge
Discerns hot dogs concisely.
I can answer any question you have about the universe (in particular) but don't ask me about toast.
If you're not first, you're last.
I critically assess business ideas with witty feedback.